Butt Pirates (Open)

[Xavier The Great]

Xavier the great was in north America, why the hell as he in north america, he hated it. A small hand crawled across the floor of a brothel and soon found a pair of pants. Xavier occupied the matron of the brothel house as she ate up his winks and smirks. The hand was one of many as they skittered around and picked up wallets, jewelry and whatever else of value they could find. The hands would grab wallets with their pinky and thumbs while they dragged themselves back to windows where the rest of their undead body picked them up. Jewelry was put on the best they could or held by fingers. The man was dressed like he walked out of a pirate movie but seemed to not care or notice. "Are you sure you are not an option my dear..." he seemed to protest yet again to her as she blushed and shook her head with a giggle. 

Hands were skittering in every occupied and busy room after the undead head would take a peek inside.

[Yuku]

Yuku walked into the brothel he had been in charge of. He spent a lot of time in Midgard checking up on the construction of its various attractions but he still had this brothel to run. He migtve been completely unaware of what Xavier was up to, but a hint was offered to the young homunculus when he noticed the door to one room he knew shouldnt be occupied was closed. They really needed to hose down the leather room some nights after all. When he did open it however something skittered by and he instinctively stomp his foot down. He felt an odd crunch reverberate from the sole of his shoe and he lifted it away to the sight of a hand, It was a disembodied hand adorned in rings. thanks to his friendship with Shi Kipa he knew necromancy when he saw it. <What in the.>

[Xavier The Great]

The undead leapt through the window and practically hip checked yuku, or at least attempted to, "Mmmmurgh purhhhhhshhhs" it mumbled with it's broken jaw that dangled. It attempted to grab the hand if able to. Xavier her a rap tap tap on the window close to him as the undead ducked from sight. "I guess I will try another night my lovely temptress...." he smiled and kissed her hand before he starts to head out. More undead started to gather and dump their goods into a bag held by a far too well dressed man in a suit while Xav made his way out.

[Yuku]

Yuku gasped silently and took off through the window. <Oh no you dont!> he was a bit tougher now than he had been when he first started out in business and was more willing to take risks to defend it, even a brothel. What he met out back in the alley however was several undead and a well dressed man. Which wasnt to say yuku in his crisp white dress shirt, grey vest and grey slacks wasnt well dressed but he did not have the same aura of fancy.<Whats going on here??> he asserted, soon flanked by a massive dire rabbit.

[Xavier The Great]

The man had a large sack of looted goods and the undead seemed to stare at the man, and then the rabbit. As Xav got out the door he whistled, paused, whistled again, the second time more aggressively. The third time he whistled as he stomped over to the alley. "Are you deaf now too...." he chimed as he looked at the Rabbit and then Yuku, "Hey kid... Don't worry, the undead are friendly... we're just cleaning the streets..." The well dressed man looked at Xav and seemed to say something but Yuku could not hear. "Crap... well... " With that he started to book it, haul ass, exit stage left as did the well dressed man. The undead however seemed to look at each other and start to can can dance between Yuku and their master. "What do you mean he asked for a raise? They're dead!" he shouted at his silent companion as they ran away.

[Yuku]

Yuku silent as ever expressed a lot with a simple frown. He did not have time for this, He wasnt about to lose money to some spooky scary skeletons! So he reached under the loppy ear of his bunny friend and unfurled a desert eagle handgun, er more like hand cannon, and blew the head off one of the undead, He tried pushing through the break in the glorious line of dancers so he could tear after Xavier and his butler henchman. <come big Bun, we cant waste time!> he ordered the massive rabbit as he went off in hot pursuit.

[Xavier The Great]

Xav heard the shot and looked back, "SHIT! The kids packing!" he called as he started to run faster. "What did you find!" he yelled while running, he wasn't a subtle man. The butler nods and pulls out some golden colored panties. "THE FUCK!" Xavier shouted as he grabbed them and tossed them. Opening the bag he stopped running and started to search the bag. Pulling out another pair of panties that were silver colored he tossed them to the side. "You pervert..." turning to look he saw Yuku still coming. "FUCK!" he shouted again and kept running.

[Yuku]

Yuku was nearly blinding by a flying pair of panties. He kept on going, frantically pulling them off his sweet pure face, now tainted by gods know... no not even the gods knew what was up with those silver panties. Now it was just Yuku and his loyal companion versus a pretty necromancer and his own companion. Yuku was persistant but he also had a kind bias towards necromancers and hesitated to fire off any shots at the pair. Maybe he he got close enough, he could reason with them. <flank them Bun!> his electronic voice rattled out as the rabbit darted off to try and cut them off..

[Xavier The Great]

Xavi saw the bunny pass them and soon stopped as he saw Yuku coming up the other side. "hmmm.... Quick! Give me the bag and throw me!" The man shrugged and picked him up, It seemed Xavier wanted to be thrown up onto a roof, however due to his hasty nature, and for some reason the well dressed man grinned, the necromancer was thrown into the little water canal right next to them. "YOU SON OF A - SPLASH-" the well dressed man smiled and seemed to sigh before looking at the bunny and Yuku. "ACK! H-Hel-p!" he called out as he flailed about, still holding onto the bag. Xavier apparently couldn't swim, just barely tread water. The well dressed man sighed as he just watched Xavier flail about as he climbed some stairs to get on level with the water.

[Yuku]

<Big bun, use tackle!> The little boss-rogue rushed down the short embankment towards the canal. He was having bun disable the man's partner in crime while he focused on the stricken man with the valuables. <you, do you need help?> he drew closer, holding his gun tightly at his side still. <I could help you if you wanted.> He seemed, despite his longing for justice, to want to aid the man. He didnt deserve to drown, right? He was pretty after all. Big bun meanwhile if successful was basically the equivalent of a man tackling another man, just..cuter.

[Xavier The Great]

the big man got tackled, and seemed over joyed as he pets the bunny, even if the bunny got off he would sit there/ or lay there, and pet it. Xavier flags and paddles over to Yuku and nods, "Y-yes!" he tries to paddle over and hang onto the balcony. Still holding onto the valuables he clings and seems frail in water. The butler on the other hand still seemed overjoyed with the bunny.

[Yuku]

Yuku brazenly pointed with his gun at the bag the man held. <Toss the bag to me and ill help you out. You have to earn my trust before ill help you.> It wasnt clear how sincere the thief turned businessman was about letting the man suffer for his petty pirating but his gun was all the serious he needed. big bun, meanwhile nuzzled the butler. He was left to his own devices now that Yuku seemed to have things handled and darnit if he wasnt a snuggler.

[Xavier The Great]

The butler beamed and was having the time of his life, while Xavier was drowning holding onto a bag of valuables, tossing it he tried to get it up there but it hit the railing and exploded the contents all over. The jewels landed with a few clinks onto the side but some clinked into the water, a vast majority of the contents were panties from which Xavier screamed. "GOD DAMN GHOULS!" Off in the distance Yuku could see the ghouls, one carrying his own head, running away from the scene with bras and other garments on them. "HELP ME!" he called to Yuku.

[Yuku]

Yuku groaned as he saw the bulk of the theft was underwear. He had gone through all this trouble to stop a gang of undead and a necromancer and alls they took were underwear, loads of them. It was something just a little awe inspiring to behold. He snapped out of his confusion, stuffing his gun in his belt he ran to the edge of the canal and reached out for the flailing man <Come on then, grab on!> he ordered. This was weird, he was so confused but at least by helping the would be thief he had gained some leverage.

[Xavier The Great]

Xavier groaned as he was helped up and sighed, hugging the man he thanked him over and over again. The butler just beamed but who cared in his world. "Thank you..." Xav said again as he leaned back and composed himself by adjusting his cloths. "I mean... I appreciate you saving me..." A scream could be heard off in the distance from another woman as the three ran around with what looked like more underwear. "I will punish those three severely...." he groaned as he looked at them.