I Love Lux-y (Private)

[Reaper]

Lux was in a significant amount of trouble with the gods, but at the same time they held awe for him. So he was called to Reaper's temple. The gaveyard was silent the spirits being asleep for the night, it was only Lux and the Goddess. "Hello Lux Tenebris. Herald of Nadja. Soon to be Father." Reaper points him toward the mausoleum, "I have a test to run for you. Ordered by the Goddess Yoya. So if you would please, walk through that door."

Should he obey the goddess he would walk into a nice pristine house.

[Lux]

Lux was singing to himself as he made his way to Reaper's temple. "So fine this day all your problems has gone away but tomorrow, when you wake up all your problems are back to stay your life, a game turn it up, turn it up with cocaine and every time that you live is a time when you feel and the only time you heal." He showed up in the graveyard temple and watched the godess explain to him that he was to be tested. He stood up striater, he would stand up to any challenge. He nodded as she finished speaking. He walked through the door and appeared in what looked to be a normal suburban house in the 50's. He looked down at his clothes. He noticed the hoodie amd t-shirt he had worn were gone, replaced by a dress shirt and pants witg a sleeveless vest. "Not exactly high fashion but whatever

[Reaper]

Inside of the house were two kids running around playing with each other. Elysia walks up to Lux and smiles, "Welcome home love. How was work today?" She says with a pleasant smile. She is wearing a nice 50's style dress. A smile on her face, "Dinner is ready." A nice dinner of chicken, mashed potatoes and green beans with two glasses of wine and two cups of water for the children.

[Lux]

Lux looked around the room for a moment and sighed, "what the fuck is this?" He said to himself but instead it came out "What are we having for dinner honey?" The realization dawned slowly on him now that he had tried yelling fuck several times before they came out as queit "darn its". He played with it for now as he sat down for a wairly peaceful dinner before excusing himself to the bathroom. "Gilgamesh, guardian of the six swords of kings, take up your blades and steel your nerves for combat. Prepare your mind for insanity and your body for bloodshed. Stand by my side and show those who oppose me what it means to have the dreadnaught name. Hoo fucking rah." He said queitly to himself. Suddenly there was a knock on the front door. He went to answer it. There standing in the door way was for all intents and purposes Gilgamesh if he were human. ["Hey there neighbor! Heard you got that new software engineering job. So I had my wife bake you a pie. Mind if me and the old woman come and enjoy it.?"] He was gonna say hell no, but he could "Sure, Id love to have you over!" He reared his head and smashed it against the wall as hard as he could. Yet he felt no pain. This was it, it was really happening. He was in a 50's sitcom....

[Reaper]

Elysia walks up behind Lux, and smiles tilting her head, "Oh. Hello Gilg, please you and your wife are always welcome here." She says with a polite smile, "Maybe after the children go to bed, after all it's already almost seven." She says cheerfully. Watching from out of the corner of Lux's eyes was Reaper. Only for a second then she was gone, though would eventually reappear after everyone else had gone to bed, but first she wanted to see what was going to happen when Gilgamesh brought over the pie.

[Lux]

Lux didn't exactly know how to deal with....any of it. The order, the sanity, and all of the wholesomeness of this situation was sickening to him. He would have blown chuncks and killed himself if he had to put up with this too much longer. Though he still made it through dinner and into the state of dreadfully pleasant pie. Several times he tried to stab himself with his fork to no avail. He needed something substantial, something violent to sate his hunger. He eventually found one of his "son's" comic book. It would have to do for now. He told his wife she was a stupid bitch and to go fuck herself. "Night my darling, im gonna stay up a little longer. You get some rest." He retired to his study and began to pour over the comic.

[Reaper]

In his study appeared Reaper, Goddess of Nightmares. "How are you enjoying your test so far Lux? I will check in on you now and again. Just know this a nightmare where you have no control. You cannot bring harm to yourself. When I feel you have done satisfactory I will allow you out. I'm a perfectionist though. Do you have any questions?"

[Lux]

Lux sat up straight in his office chair and met Reaper with a steely gaze. "Yes quite the nightmare it is too, but you have failed to state 2 things that would be most important for me to know: A) what the conditions of this test are, how do I succeed and how do I fail? this things are exceedingly important for one to know in any test and failure to present this knowledge forces me to speculate and what happens if I speculate wrong? B) why am I being tested, what do I gain from all of this." He looked expectantly at her. She was right to say this was a nightmare, but the purpose behind this was not clear to Lux, for all he knew the purpose of this was nothing but entertainment to the gods. " One last one: what, if any, magic can I use here?"

[Reaper]

Reaper looks at him and smiles, "You are being tested for reasons I did not ask about, you must live in this life, as a normal human being of this time would have. No magic." She says with a playful smile.

[Lux]

Lux leaned back in his chair sighing, "I suppose thats about right, I dont know why I'm here and I cant use magic. Seems legit." Lux spun around trying to think of a way to get out of this mess. This is total fucking bullshit" Just as Lux had spoken the words another voice, more seductive in nature but also fierce in the way it spoke inside his head. "Listen here, you need to silence that hole you call a mouth and pay attention to what I have to say. I am Tamamo-no-mae, you are currently inhabiting a time period in which violence did occur at home regularly. I've observed this first hand through your mother, your father tried once to hit your mother who broke his arm in 6 places afterwards. Upon further prompting by me we found that this was normal in the time period for husbands to beat wives, use the chaos to live a normal life, drink, have sex, do what ever it takes to survive this ordeal and pass what ever kind of test this is for it will only accelerate your goal."

[Reaper]

Reaper watches silently for a moment and then smirks at Lux, "That girl in your bed is Elysia Goddess of Undeath Elysia. If you hit her you will fail. She is not here anymore willingly than you are. Failure by the way... is spending your life in this world." She replies leaning against a wall. "I have faith in you. At night for one hour you and Elysia will be able to speak to each other your true thoughts. You will sound like a happy couple to anyone else though. I wish you luck Lux."

[Lux]

Lux looked up, leaning back and sighing. "God, this fucking sucks so much fucking dick. I swear to fucking god I better get rewarded for this or I swear i will find a way to smite the gods where they stand." He placed his arms on the desk and laid his head on them. "Hell, might be a good time to practice meditation, but jesus fucking christ. Good luck? Fuck this man, fuck this."