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[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai had a good thing going for him. He had a fiance and a profitable business but, when the god of Time offered him a favor in return for a powerful woman to bear his child, well, Akusai had one in mind that he had to ask. "Momo.." he called to the guard outside his door. "Bring Hana in, i have something to discuss with her."

[Hana Tachiban]

Hana had gotten back about an hour ago, an angry bleeding mess, and had spent a little personal time with the resident doctor to fix her face. Fighting Razvan had resulted in her pretty porcelain features being turned into sliced lunch meat. And since he'd wiped her memory mid-fight, she really had no idea what had happened before then. . .she vaguely recalled who Razvan was, but had no idea that he'd fought dirty to get the upper hand. She counted this as one of her few losses.
By the time Momo found Hana, her face had healed to the point of no longer bleeding. Raised scars marked her skin like gruesome chicken pox, spanning in random areas from her forehead to her neck. She followed the Japanese Mikhail to Akusai's office and closed the door behind her. "Boss?"

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai was all smiles for Hana until he actually saw her face. "Hana-chan, ah look at you!" he got up form his desk and rushed up to her. He then in an act of genuine compassion for his old friend bent down to kiss her cheek. "Oh i was going to ask you if you wanted to have a child with one of the gods so he would owe me a favor but now i feel bad askin something so selfish of you, who did this??"

[Hana Tachiban]

Hana felt at once better by the kiss to her cheek, much like a child with a boo-boo that gets kissed better by mom. "I fought him a long time ago, some angel. . .but I don't know how he remembered me. He could turn his blood into a weapon. I've never seen anything like it before."
She shook her head, too angry to have caught what Aku said about a baby. . .but then it hit her. "Wait, what? Have a child with a god?"

[Akusai Kyoushi]

aku laughed sheepishly. "Ah yes thats wretched to hear. If i ever run into this guy, ill give him one for you..but about that." he looked down, a little embarassed now. "Im a little insecure about what Nadja wants of Mikhail and I, and making a child for her to so she will have a priest. I get one favor from clot, the god of time if i find him, as he put it, a powerful woman to have a child of his own with. I thought this was a way to insure things dont go awry for Mikhail and I, and that we are not troubled longer than necessary.But.. thats putting a heavy burden on you."

[Hana Tachiban]

Hana furrowed her brow. "Have things gotten complicated with Nadja?" she asked, shaking her head. "She's always been tricky. . .I'm not sure how I feel about her. Her motives are. . .unclear." The half-'pire leaned back against Aku's desk and shook her curls away from her face. "Akusai, you and I have been friends for lifetimes. . .I've sworn my own life to you already. If doing something like having a child will make your life a little easier, then. . .well, I'd be honored to, really."
Then a thought came over Hana, and she tilted her head. "I wouldn't. . .I wouldn't get to keep it, would I?"

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai shrugged. "Nadja is a dear friend of mine, shes so much fun but i dont want our surrogate thinking something will continue on once this is all done, if i have clot's help though, i can insure the girl is not hurt either. Wait.." he had to back up a little. "You would do that for me?" he almost teared up until he realised she asked another question. "Oh yes, he said he wouldnt deny the mother a right to see their child, so im guessing he means joint custody. Should i call for him?"

[Hana Tachiban]

Hana was a little thankful that Aku hadn't started crying. . .she hadn't been given anything for the pain in her face, and so her irritability factor had increased tremendously. "Call for him. . .I've a few questions I'd like to ask him myself before I say yes for sure."

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai nodded. "Okay but if you need a bite i can get one of my men. I bet theyre tasty." he winked and then went to his desk. Instead of pulling out legos, he pulled out a little doll house from a large cabinet and in it was an Akusai doll and a Hana doll. He gave hana a 'dont look at me like im crazy' look as he sat at his desk with the toys and held both of the dolls in a room of the house. "Oh hana-chan i wonder where clot-san could be! Oh i dont know aku, is he haandsome?"

[Albert Clot]

Clot burst through the little door as well, as a walking doll. "AKUUUUUU, I'm HOOOOOME!" The little doll house started to have working lights and such. The I love lucy scene folded out nicely as the sound of clapping died down. Looking around the doll waved before a blink of their eyes Clot was in full form holding the doll. "So..." he said as he shook the doll. "What kind of questions do you have? I already know but it ruins the fun if I just tell you all now..." Smiling he handed the clot doll to Aku, "A present..." Hands behind his back he smiled, fully suited with an old italian suit obviously worth a large fortune to anyone who knows about cloths.

[Hana Tachiban]

Oh. . .this god. This was the god who needed a baby. . .the crazy one. Hana had met him before, she was certain of it. Then it hit her.

She recalled writhing around on the ground after having snorted lines of what she THOUGHT was cocaine. Little had she known, the god of deception had worked his magic and tricked her. When Crimson was collecting her off the ground to take her home and nurse her back to sober, she'd heard Clot say,
"Hope that helps... don't worry, I'll be watching...." and then, "I would like to see her back in her formal glory... Strong women turn me on...."

Hana's blue gaze leveled on Clot. She'd gone through quite a bit since the last time she saw him. . .joined the Yakuza, gained the ability to have kids, killed some people, burned some bridges. She'd gotten back to her old glory. "Clot. . .we meet again. I wanted to sort out a few details about this baby thing. . .before I actually say yes. First, I need to know the baby won't be used for anything bad."

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai was momentarily distracted by the clot doll. He had played with dolls since he himself was a cuddly baby. One had to wonder how his father didnt see his orientation coming. He did eventually set the dolls down for tea before approaching clot and hana. "Hana is one of the strongest women I know."

[Albert Clot]

Clot smiled and sat down in a chair that seemed to manifest out of nowhere. "Oh I know... I am glad the swap turned out so well..." A knowing smile crossed his face like it was all planned from the start. "The child, I want a child I can raise... Strong female to not die from the god child... and raise it to eventually take my place if the need arises OR simply love me..." He smiled as he turned to Aku then back to Hana. "I am a busy individual, so if you are not wanting to have any part in the child... I can take full custody and find a woman to take care of it... but if you want a child on weekends kind of deal... that is also... a possibility... if you want to live together and raise the child.... that is ALSO an option...I refuse to have no part in the child however..."

Again clot smiles and looks to Aku, "Also... I want to know, well I already know but you need to tell me due to our contract, What do you want for your favor?"

[Hana Tachiban]

Hana listened to everything Clot had to say and eventually nodded in response. "All right." She stood up and slipped her hands into the pockets of her jeans. "I'll do it," she agreed. She still looked like some underground fighter, the way her face was all scabbed and scarred, the way she stood with her arms folded across her chest.
"You can at least take me out to dinner for all my troubles," she teased.

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai had listened taking on his cold cool boss persona until hana agreed and he squealed in delight. "Oh cant wait to see how cute a Hana baby would be!" he suddenly realised how he had lost his 'cool' and laughed. "What do I want?" he sighed and looked at the clot doll in his hands. "Nadja has been my friend since before she was a god and i was a kid, and asked my fiance to make a child with someone so she could have a priest for her temple. We agreed so Mikhail could become her prophet but i worry about her changing her mind, or the girl getting too attached . Yet i dont want the poor thing to feel hated when he/she is not at all disliked,since another goddess asked us as well to not let the girl be hurt..i feel pressured by two gods,as does Mikhail, so i guess what I ask of you clot-san is to be our guardian angel in this? ..and im sorry if im asking too much of you..but Mikhail defied death to return to me so to see him suffer is maddening."