I was in the neighborhood (reunion with Akusai)

[Albert Clot]

Clot laughed as he returned to full size and stood there between the two men. "Well.... welll... weeeeeellllll...." he said as he rubbed his hands together, soon he was all wrinkly and in dark robes as he softly said, "Gooood..... Goooooooood......" Again the man shifted back to his devil in a suit look and sat in a normal chair for once, well until it turned into an actual Iron throne of melted swords. "I know why he's here, how he's here, who brought him here, which one of him he is, where is other men are located, if there are other men located elsewere, and where he enjoys being tickled.... among other things.... What do you have to offer me?" Again that crooked smile was on his face, "I enjoy many forms of payments or agreements... both of you could offer what you feel the god of time would enjoy...."

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai bowed all proper to the eccentric god. "I admit I had a feeling you would know that. And to be honest, im not sure what i could offer you. I just know that if it is within my power to do so I will to help Tursac to be where he should be. I dont suppose more toys would suffice? I mean i cant imagine shrimp or broken kneecaps would appeal to you. do you have any requests Clot-sama?"

[Tursac Fescarn]

As the man went off on all the things he knew about him, it made him a little concerned about why and who did all this to him. He had nothing to offer the god, having been stripped of everything and thrown in a world quite alien except for the few people that manged to live their lives through the centuries. "Please, I 'ave nothin' to offer ya but my service. I'll do anythin' ta know why I'm 'ere"

[Albert Clot]

Ace clapped his hands once and smiled, "SOLD!..." With that they all were suddenly in a big room with white walls and streamers. The two men with Clot were in tuxedos and party hats with masks. However clot stood there in a bright gold sequin suit with daisy dukes and tapshoes. Music started to play, "It's astounding... Time is fleeting.... madness, takes it's toll....." he started as the music started to get more and more surrounding. "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" a chorus of 'clot's shouted from behind the two men as they were dressed in suits as well and party masks. "It's just a jump to the left..." one said with no party mask as the music paused only for a moment before they all started to dance.

It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all.

In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
Well secluded I see all...
With a bit of a mind flip...
You're into a time slip...
And nothing can ever be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
All at once they shouted "Let's do the Time Warp again."

He continued before he started to tap dance all around them, further and further they danced and sang loudly in flamboyant harmony. Finally after the whole song ended with them all falling down clot stood on the stage in the room dressed in spandex undies, fishnets, pearl necklace with black curly hair and lipstick.
"I'll help you my good man for your time... and Aku, dear, I want a child to raise... I can just raise myself but that's no fun... I want someone to love and to love me... so, if you find me a woman of power who is willing to bear the child of a god....OOOOO! and cheetohs... I like cheetohs.... OH! silly putty... that shit's magic, you put it on a newspaper and it copies it!" Clot nods as he looks at the two, "Oh... but yea, I want a kid... I'm lonely."

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai stood there, watching in awe as an entire song and dance routine played out before him. He knew the song. He wasnt worth his makeup if he didnt know that damn song and saw that movie many a time. He got right into it, dancing along like clot's very own groupie. "A child? oh ill have to find the right woman for you, a woman of power, well ill look around. Maybe ill find some, find jewel buried to present to you huh hon? Oh can i worship you? Iworship nadja." he winked. "for obvious reasons but ive known her since she was mortal , id like to work more with a god who i DONT know, you have that mysterious vibe after all.My dream is to one day be one of you you know, im thinking, god of..beauty? Shoes? it would have to be fun." he exclaimed, all fired up from the song.

[Tursac Fescarn]

Tursac was confused by the whole thing. He knew it was some sort of play but it was a rather unnerving song at best. He stood there in stunned silence as the many Clot's danced about them. Never in his life had ever seen such madness. Even when he slipped into his own madness it was never anything this eccentric. But then he was depressed or angry. Was this what it was like to truly be insanely happy? He simply stands and waits for the whole thing to be over before moving to stand beside Aku as he was suddenly full of energy from the odd music. "A woman? What kind 'f woman wouldn't be willin' ta carry the child of a god?" he finally manages to speak up once the whole thing between Clot an Aku hit a pause. and then shot a look to Aku as he mentioned Nadja as a god herself and wasn't sure what he wanted to say about that whole thing. For now he just stayed silent... perhaps Nadja would once again be a saving grace if it came down to matters of Amore. Surely she would know what came of her over the years

[Albert Clot]

Ace was once more in a business suit, the two of them were also in their normal clothing and sitting across from him on a desk. "To answer the later question, many... I want a woman who understands the madness I bring and is willing to give me full or partial custody of the child, I won't deny a mother her right to see her child... If she wanted to live with me that would be a possibility... my first love will always hold a place in my heart but she has something good going and I won't ruin that for her...." Turning to aku he smiled, "I wouldn't wish the curse upon you to be honest..." A grin was unnerving at that statement about aku wishing to be a god. "Anyways... Time... yes... my dear time lost friend...."

Pulling out a contract he unrolls the time lost looking parchment and places it in front of the mortals, one to each of them. "Time is the most proper currency.... for you, I answer a question, you give me 5 minutes of your current present day time... I will call upon this time at any moment and will provide all you need.... it will not last longer than five minutes... when I am finished I will return you exactly on the nose back to the spot you were at within the 5 minutes. Now these minutes accumulate and by signing this you agree that my track and law with how much time you owe me is accurate..." Pushing it forward to the man he smiles as a quill magically appears in his hand. "Sign here and I will answer anything you ask for 5 minutes a question. When you are done asking questions just tell me and I will no longer be obliged to answer NOR count minutes you owe..."

The other contract is pushed toward Aku with a smile, "YOU... if you do this for me, find me a woman willing to bare my child, one of some power... where I can raise and care for a son or daughter of my own and possibly live with this mortal, have them live with me, see them when we hand off the child, or never see again... I will owe you one favor within reason. Now I won't say limits and I won't say possibilities... those all ride on your creativity and character... but by signing this you agree to present my terms to a mortal you feel would be interested... and bring them back, along with cheetohs and silly putty." Again the unnerving smile was on his face as a quill also appeared in Aku's hand. "These are my terms... do you two accept?" his hands extended to the spots to sign on the documents.

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai was flamboyant but he had the cool aura that mob bosses tended to have. He was reserved and sharp with a gleaming slim design like a samurai sword in a black lacquer scabbard. Hes eccentricities were balanced with intelligence and poise. The lustfulness was contradicted by the conservative design of the yakuza's rather traditional black kimono. He in himself was a balance of things but Clot this crazy hilarious clever bastard had him giddy. In other words, he seemed fun. He pulled the contract towards him and met the man's gaze."These are the conditions for finding you a woman? Is there a limit here, any stipulations for failure to comply?

[Tursac Fescarn]

He slowly drew the contract over to him, not sure about the whole matter. 5 minutes seemed so little a price per question. But then this being they were in front of... he could answer a question so vaguely that it would warrant one or more follow ups just to get to the answer he sought. But it might be his only chance to understand why he was here, why now? He sighs and looks toward Aku who was totally giddy with excitement while he himself was hesitant and wary. "Ya promise to give direct answers?" he finally asks, quill poised to write his name on the line. He wanted answers, and he hoped there's be no beating around the bush

[Albert Clot]

Ace smiled at aku and simply said, "This is my promise to you to do me the favor, if you don't comply, then I don't... however I never break my word... if you don't meet your end, I simply wait until you do..." His grin was vile until Tursac asked the question, a soft clap and a gleem in his eyes drew the attention away from aku fully. "OOoo You grasped that... good, this will be fun. And yes... I will answer your question directly, exactly to your question..."

Extending his hands to both, he smiled, "Now...do we have a deal?" Again that smile was upon his face, aku might easily get the hunch that another song was on the way if they signed.

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai started to laugh as he picked up a pen. "Oh i walked into that one. What time limit could the time god even have?" he nodded. "alright you have a deal." he concluded while signing the contract, using the kanji for his name which he only did with official documentation as he found it was just more formal that way. "We have a deal doll, but i assure you I will try my very hardest to resist the urge to ask you to sin again. It sounds delicious but your time... is better spent." he cooed, winking.

[Tursac Fescarn]

The way this guy acted was a bit concern for him. He presses his lips together as the deity agrees to be exact with his answers. it was worrisome to him as he thought that exact answers could be as bad as vague ones. But at least this way he had a better shot at getting what he needed with the right queations. He slowly nods and finally signs the contract that was set before him "Aye... yeh got yerself a deal sir" he comments as he sits back in the chair.

[Albert Clot]

As the signature is put on the paper they both vanish as the desk is kicked between the two of them as song and dance once more came upon him. "Master, I don't think you quite realize what you got here, so just luminate while I illuminate the possibilities.." He said with a cheeky grin as the music started.

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves,
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails

The music was booming again as the scene changed, clot did tricks and such between the two men. Swapping their chairs to start but soon they were being shown their past individually and then a possible future they wanted and then didn't want. Tricks and such were elaborated and demonstrated throughout the song as clot sang.

I'm on the job you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend like me.
You ain't never had a friend like me

He finished as he once more sat in the chair and smiled. "So... let us start with mister questionnaire... I'm pretty sure you already have some ideas Aku-kun" with that a sly wink went his way as he turned his attention to Tursac.

[Akusai Kyoushi]

Akusai was swept up in a fantasy world as the table was pushed towards them and another song started up. akusai was old enough to pick up on this reference too. He could resist clapping when it was over as if a neon sign requesting applause was flashing behind the eccentric god. "Oh yes i do, i have a question before Tursac starts though..do you like blondes hon?"

[Tursac Fescarn]

The music was loud and unfamiliar to the man as he watched the whole thing go on around him. It was rather overwhelming to him as he struggled to comprehend just what it was he was seeing, from the past to the now present and futures that almost made him want to go mad. He was holding his head and rocking a bit as the music came to an end, humming a song to himself to keep him in the now. He didn't notice that Clot was addressing him as he was too focused on his song until he felt the eyes on him and he slowly comes to a stop and gazes up at the man. "this world... is too loud." he comments softly as he straightens up and clears his throat "but I guess first thing's first... who brought me to this time, two thousand and whatever it is? An' fer what reason was I brought 'ere?"