Truck Salt! (OPEN TO ALL!)

[Grinning Jim]

Jim watched everything with interested fascination. He was particularly interested by the wide variety of activities that the God could cash in on. Would it not have been easier to just say "one favor?" There again, Jim WAS one of the crazy ones here, so maybe that was how contracts were supposed to work. When Yuku pointed at the rest of the carnival, Jim put up his hand in a pausing motion. "Hold on a minute! I want to try this game, too. We can go once I've played." Whether Yuku stayed or not, Jim picked up the pen and signed his own name, not bothering to cross anything off his own list from what was legible. Despite almost never dealing with any form of ranged activity, his hand-eye co-ordination was good enough to easily compensate for any lack of expertise, and victory was his. After he received his prize, if Yuku had left, Jim would go looking for him. If he stayed, Jim would say, "Now see? That didn't take too long." He would then follow Yuku wherever he went.

[Albert Clot]

Clot showed up once more as Jim came to the stand, Taking the document with a smile only to vanish again once the prize was won and the deal was set. The prize rested in Jim's pocket, until he opened the box it laid dormant in his pocket. Soon Yuku would start to vocally call out things, not useful stuff but curse words, loudly. His lips would move and the sound would come out but he was none the wiser. Inside Jim's box was something different, A ring that called for him to wear it. The moment Jim put it on he proceeded to grow breasts and lose his willie only to have it replaced by a more feminine form that he was unaware of.

[Yuku]

Yuku's aim now was to look for snacks and he was pretty much oblivious to his rather sudden potty mouth. It was rather sad too as Yuku lon to be bale to communicate like everyone else. so many thoughts were in his head, so much childlike sweetness and the countless secrets of a rogue. so much was lcoekd away because of one odd quirk in his design, and even as he vocalized, not even hearing it he typed up a message. <Mr what kind of food is there? im fond of sweet things!>

[Grinning Jim]

It should be known that Jim has a rather unique body structure. His body houses no reproductive organs, and the only thing he has down there is a small hole, too small for anything to be done with, anyway. This is because Jim was rather shoddily built, and wasn't intended to reproduce. This also means that when he put on the ring from the box that found its way into the pocket of his baggy pants, the transformation wasn't as transformative as it was originally intended. He grew breasts sure enough, but rather than losing anything, the aforementioned hole grew to accommodate the reproductive organ. His chin changed to be more pointed than squared off, his lips became fuller, and his eyes become slightly more almond shaped. Finally, his posterior became more pronounced, but that change went almost unnoticed because of his baggy clothes.

It wasn't until after his own transformation that he realized the constant spew of rude language coming out of Yuku's mouth. When he asked about food, Jim replied, "Well, you don't have to be cursing about it so much....while...typing on your phone...because, you can't talk....OK, how in the name of Barnum & Bailey ARE you doing that?" Jim was either too confused by Yuku's predicament, or COMPLETELY oblivious to the sound of his own voice, which had become more afeminate.

[Albert Clot]

Clot's deranged "Who Am I" game has worked out perfectly, instead of cards he changed something about them that they could not see themselves. The boy who was silent suddenly swore like a sailor, the thing that had no gender suddenly became a woman... men you can't tell... but breasts... those are noticeable. Time watched as he smiled, Only he knew what he had in store for them based on how they reacted... what they learned... what they did and how they handled things. This carnival was more of a test of sorts... to see who deserved what he had to offer.

[Yuku]

Yuku looked to Jim as he was typing out a message. He had no idea what he was talking about and found himself looking back and forth between Clot and the grinnin one, trying to make sense of this, finally he typed out a message<Mr carnie, um am i cursing somehow, are you doin like before but i just cant hear it now??>

[Grinning Jim]

Jim (or perhaps now Jenny) folded one arm across his chest to support his elbow as the other hand came up and one finger draped itself in front of her lip. It would be a somewhat cute position, if it weren't taken by a gender neutral turned woman monochromatic clown with jagged teeth and an affinity for killing people who couldn't enjoy themselves. "That's possible, but what reason would he have to do so, apart from messing around with a couple homunculi?" She questioned aloud, more to herself than to anyone else. Her new voice was surprisingly smooth when compared to the rasp of his normal voice.

[Albert Clot]

Clot smiled and played the mute as he shrugged, "I give no answers but I will give more questions, what am I?" With a cheeky grin he looked at Jim turned Jenny and marvels at his handy work but without any expression to keep Yuku thinking. "Gifts I give and thoughts I spin, Say what I am and my truth you'll win." Now he shifted into a sphynx as a new carnival game came up, The sign reads 5 minutes a guess, unlock the secrets of the world. Female sphynx that is, very pretty clot.... very pretty.

[Yuku]

Yuku pouted, feeling overwhelmed again, but when he glanced back at Jim it finally struck him what he was dealing with. Jim was very much a pretty lady, and then Clot to add to the bewilderment transformed as well. He blinked incredulously. <Ah, you look like a mythical beast!> he exclaimed via the computerized disjointed speech his phone gave out, accented by his magic potty mouth shouting "HOLY SHIT!"

[Grinning Jim]

Things finally started to click for Jenny as Clot turned into the mighty keeper of riddles. The ability to alter the world around them with little more than a thought, the power to take time as a form of currency, AND the ability to turn into what others could not? She was surprised that things didn't fall into place for her sooner. She rushed up to the God turned beast, waving for her permission as she did so. She leaned in as best she could and whispered, "Would you happen to be...a God?" Her eyes darted back and forth during her pause, more for comedic effect than to actually see if anyone was listening. While she would rather give Yuku the pleasure of trying to figure it out himself, if he overheard her, that was just his loss.

[Albert Clot]

Bells and whistles rang behind him, "Yes! That is. A. correct answer... based on your answer you get a response, Yes... I am messing with a couple humunucli for my own entertainment... More than that, you'll need to be more specific." He cooed, well... she, as she lifted her paw to Yuku for his turn at quessing.

[Yuku]

Yuku at this point was perplexed. He knew of the gods and of many mythical beast. He was made to know whatever could be useful to his job, even stealing sacred relics if need be, like some sort of jolly Indiana Jones, only he was more likely to hug snakes than fear them. Though, clot didnt have much pertaining to him that Yuku could even learn, so he answered in an excited tone (well tone meaning seven exclamation points) <Like the relic of Egypt, a Spinx!!!!!!!>

[Grinning Jim]

Jim thought to himself while waiting for Yuku to receive his own answer. She now knew that he WAS a God, but now she had to figure out WHAT God he was.

{that's about all I can think to write, so please, continue.}

[Albert Clot]

Ace smiled brightly as he/she leaned down and nodded, "You are also plainly correct...For that another plain answer... Those prizes are cursed but good luck taking them off currently..." He/she smiled and nuzzled Yuku on the head as a sigh escaped Ace's mouth. "I felt the mute should be vocal, and the genderless." With that Jim suddenly lost her breasts and grew hair all over with large muscles, a deep voice, and balls to make a lion jealous. "Deserved a little direction..."

Patting the paws of this form on the ground the following statement echoed the alleys of the carnival, "If the only thing you see is what is in front of you, then you close yourself off to what lies beyond..." When the words stopped he/she chimed in one last thing, "What... am I?" Again the smile across it's face was slightly eerie.

If either tried to take off their items, Clot would freeze time and simply put them back on the person.

[Yuku]

Yuku's heart sank at the news and he fussed over trying to tug it off.He eventually gave up and fumbled with his phone for a moment, typinf away frnatically. <Please i dont want to be cursed, it cant be good for work, i dont want to upset my boss, please.> He looked up, fat tears forming in his big eyes soon starting spilling over. He was a smart young man but he was not knowledgeable in cursed items and did not see this coming, and he just felt that he would shame his boss for winding up in this situation.